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pardonmewhileipanic:

cimorenegal:

ultrafacts:

10 food tricks/ideas

More facts on Ultrafacts!

I try not to reblog too many of these things because this isn’t pinterest, but I want to remember to try those milk and cookie cubes.

the pancakes on a stick make no sense

that syrup you just poured on them is going to drip right down onto your hand and your clothes and everything you love

DON’T DO THE THING

GRILLED CHEESE STICKS! FUCKING GENIUS!!!

pardonmewhileipanic:

nikkisshadetree:

torisoulphoenix:

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!  NOOOOOOOO!!!!  Don’t do this to me!!!!!  Don’t slay my feels like this!!!!!  Fucking DZ?????  All the birthdays!!!!  All the fun!!!!!!!   I’m having flashbacks, y’all!!!!   

My feels!!!!

OMG I fucking remember Discovery Zone!!

i skipped out on school one day with a boy, in grade 8, to go to this shit

it was great

NO! WHY!? WHY WOULD SOMEONE REMIND ME THEY ARE GONE!? WHY!?

(Source: 90s90s90s)

tie-dye-penis:

tayalailima:

shutupkayce:

arunbyfruiting:

youbeturfannypack:

THESE ARE NOT OKAY

Nope!

I’m going to have nightmares

Scarier than some of the scary movies I’ve seen.

WWWHHHYYYYYYYYYY 

My manager at work sent us these via email. I’ve made fun of all of them. This is what I said (in the same order they are here).

1. Suzie realizes she needs to stop hanging around crazy cousin Karrie.

2. I guess showing my 9 year old daughter an early grave for her doesn’t make her stop crying.

3. Having twins with bunk beds can be weird sometimes.

4. The lonely life of a trapped Zombie.

5. I swear if the Landlord doesn’t get rid of these roaches…

6. There was a note on the wife: “We ran out of horse heads” -The 12th street mob you still owe money to.

7. “You left me buried in the sand again Harold! Do you know how long it took me to dig myself out? Then I have to come in through the window because you locked me out!”

8. I got my shot gun out from under the bed, “COME AT ME BRO!”

9. Years of therapy later, the mother realized that this may not have been the best prank to pull on her 5 year daughter.

(Source: policymic)

pardonmewhileipanic:

stfueverything:

Loling forever at this person’s fundamental misunderstanding of what feminism actually is.

How to misunderstand feminism as a whole in 3 poorly drawn signs or less

Don’t be angry with her. Be angry with the “feminist” who make those claims and speak louder than the real feminist. No one ever tries to quiet them or teach them the real meaning, so they yelling their ideals and it reaches more “ears” than the true meaning.

(Source: heroinfriday)

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