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So I’ve seeing a lot of people posting how DC isn’t doing very well representing races (I hate the phrase persons/people of color and would like people to not refer to me as such), genders, or the LGBT community. I’d like to point out:

1. Val Zod - the new BLACK SUPERMAN

2. AquaWoman - Black, Female, Queen:

3. Red-Tornado is now Lois Lane, yes the poster girl for Damsel in Distress Lois Lane:

4. The original Green Lantern, Alan Scott, is Gay:

Plus, DC did this all first, Marvel is technically the follower here. And before you go “Well that’s just Earth 2”, remember, right now, Earth 2 is considered the better series at the moment.

  • DC:

    Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-

  • Marvel:

    YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS

  • DC:

    We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.

  • Marvel:

    HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE

  • DC:

    The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.

  • Marvel:

    DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER

  • DC:

    After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.

  • Marvel:

    PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW

  • DC:

    We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...

  • Marvel:

    NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.

  • DC:

    We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.

  • Marvel:

    NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM

  • DC:

    We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.

  • Marvel:

    FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO

  • DC:

    Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-

  • Marvel:

    NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK

  • DC:

    Wait-

  • Marvel:

    NEW FEMALE THOR

  • DC:

    I didn't-

  • Marvel:

    NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA

  • Marvel:

    TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE

  • Marvel:

    PEACE

  • I love female Thor and Black Captain America like DC didn't already do that. Look up Earth 2. Black SuperMan and Aquawoman. Great comic too. Just saying.

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martianmanboobies:

BEING GAY/TRANS/BI AND/OR ASEXUAL AND/OR COLORED AND/OR A WOMAN DOES NOT EXCUSE YOU FROM BEING AN ASSHOLE.

BEING STRAIGHT AND/OR WHITE AND/OR CIS AND/OR A MAN DOES NOT EXCUSE YOU FROM BEING AN ASSHOLE.

IF YOU ARE LGBTA AND/OR A POC AND/OR A WOMAN, AND YOU TALK SHIT ABOUT CIS, STRAIGHT,…

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